The Incomplete and Heavily Expurgated Greatest Hits of Stud
& The Brass Knuckles
(The Early Years)
A Fool Has No Business Inside a
Ballad of Rusty Screw
Honey, Come On
*Due to the unwillingness of this song's protagonist to go
public, the title (and lyrics) is/are heavily censored.
One day Alexander Fool was sitting in his room
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on the moon.
[All other lyrics have been forgotten, except the last line:]
A. Fool has no business inside a balloon.
* Not the one on the hill
** Possibly ahead-of-its-time reference to safe sex
*** Not censored -- just forgotten!
[and I did]